Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
WINNER_nr_1 5 day.agoAnother father came next to him and said beaming with pride: "You see that beauty over there? That's my daughter. She's 3 days old." The first father then said with the happiest heart this world has ever seen: "That cutey patootie is my 1 day old son!" There was silence for a moment and then dad #2 said: "Y'know, maybe one day our kids will marry, you never know!" And the first one answered: "Yeah sure...why not?" But deep down he was thinking: "Not in this world, nor the next, will I ever let my son marry someone thrice his age!"
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